i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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