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  I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.

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• Longhorns, bitches!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:41pm

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• Chill, children. Chill

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:12pm

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• Think of the children!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:12pm

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• Dear Soviet Russia...Thought you'd want to know, I enjoy your comments more than the actual texts!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:42pm

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• 1:56 how much grammar and correct spelling do you use in a txt?(text)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:05pm

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• Lucky /napolean dynamite

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:38am

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• Wow 1:53 way to fail on spelling, grammer, and ability to make sense. Stupid fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:56pm

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• Thank you thank you. This one is for the fans... In soviet Russia e-mail uses blowtorch to wake you up!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:44pm

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• In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:43pm

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• Not funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:25am

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• Fake. Just saying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:31pm

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• this is legit, totally real. I saw the email and the blowtorch

  Submitted by DevinJordan on Sep 24, 10 at 11:38am

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• All these comments crack me up lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:50pm

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• Great way to ruin a funny text, everyone. Good job......stupid fucks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:14pm

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• In democratic USA we us blow torch to fuck soveit Russians in the ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:53pm

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• 3:06 = lol!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:18pm

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• I am in the USA but was born in the soviet Russia. So that gives me the power to use the term. So as I said earlier in soviet Russia I am first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:36pm

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• SO MUCH ANGER! EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:08pm

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• Lol! Soviet Russia :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:25pm

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• CUNT!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24pm

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• There fun but cheaper at homedepot then online

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:07pm

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• In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!

  Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 3:49pm

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• In soviet Russia I am first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24pm

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  • This is the first "first" text that actually made me laugh.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 3:46pm

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• Blowtorch = big fucking black jackhammer dildo. Thought you'd want to know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:06pm

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• I'm in soviet Russia, thought you'd want to know

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:32pm

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• So "Thought you should know" is the new "please come get me?" When are mods going to learn people don't actually send those in texts and they are only sent in by pathetic human beings who have nothing better to do than send in fake submissions because they know the mods will accept it no matter what?

  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 31, 10 at 1:25pm

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• In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:42pm

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• Wow 1:56 I'm shocked you can spell grammar, exactly how does Russian cock taste? Stupid fuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:03pm

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