I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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