I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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