Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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