We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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