god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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