Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I don't deserve a penis
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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