i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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