if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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