it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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