Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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