i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Reggie can tackle my bush.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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