She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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