Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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