i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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