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  i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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• in 9 months, you will get the "I told you so" texts....LOL

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 15, 10 at 2:25pm

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  • Haha gotta love it when comments are actually funnier than the text

    Submitted by Jean on Mar 17, 10 at 3:27am

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    • that wasn't funny you douche

      Submitted by c56paul56 on Apr 1, 10 at 1:20am

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      • someone has a pole up his ass

        Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 28, 11 at 3:56pm

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• Snorlax is holdin all the pokemon

  Submitted by djn2290 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:54pm

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• Yea because now he won the bet for how many bitches he could pass his herpes off to!

  Submitted by BukNasty on Mar 16, 10 at 3:07pm

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• Ha! Love it.

  Submitted by LER0909 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:51pm

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• Maybe they're like "oh congratz you're now preg" ohno

  Submitted by twizzy on Mar 15, 10 at 1:45pm

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• That was what happened to me in High school. After a weekend "hookup" I got high 5's down every hallway!!!

  Submitted by irishgal515 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:54pm

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• That just means he was a virgen and now all his friends know your dtf so they will be hitting you up way more

  Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 15, 10 at 3:05pm

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• go shauny go shauny go shauny

  Submitted by c56paul56 on Mar 15, 10 at 6:24pm

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• So stupid

  Submitted by misscoconutsx3 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:50pm

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• There's someone in Rockford IL that's really worth sleeping with?

  Submitted by anon123456789 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:23pm

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• Suck my dick trick!

  Submitted by Steveooooooooooo on Mar 16, 10 at 5:02am

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• In soviet Russia girl fucks guy

  Submitted by jdubb on Mar 16, 10 at 9:44am

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• Ha good luck in 9 months

  Submitted by thooties on Mar 16, 10 at 11:20am

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• Youre welcome, baby!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 15, 10 at 9:10pm

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