Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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