porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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