We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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