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(773): View more from Illinois

Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

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(917): View more from New York City

I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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(251): View more from Alabama

just found the deal breaker

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hairy back?

(251): View more from Alabama

he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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(607): View more from New York

Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned

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(313): View more from Michigan

Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(616): View more from Michigan

i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!

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(805): View more from California

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

(1-805): View more from California

So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week

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