I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, THE MESSAGE GETS ACROSS MUCH CLEARER: PURPLE DUCKS.
Tuesdays.
Is this rhetorical question day?
I live in the 440, why the hell don't *I* get texts like this!? :(
Every day
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