I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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