You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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