she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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