Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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