I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
nutella sex= disaster
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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