I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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