I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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