Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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