Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
