I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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