Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I touched a dick in church today
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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