I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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