Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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