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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"

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Please tell me she was "that high."

Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:12pm

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oh dear.

Submitted by TowerCrane on Jul 4, 10 at 8:07pm

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I think it's about time you stopped smoking pot with 14 year olds...

Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:05am

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This is one chick that shouldn't smoke pot. She obviously can't afford to lose ANY brain cells.

Submitted by crazygrl on Jul 5, 10 at 1:57am

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LEMME SEE YOUR FACKING PAPERS!

Submitted by snowboat on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22pm

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Hahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahaha!!!

Submitted by hayd3n on Jul 4, 10 at 8:35pm

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nothing better than rookie pot smokers, so fun to fuck with them, I hope they went home and did gravity bong or knife hits.

Submitted by Lugnut81 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:30pm

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Call it a... *puts on sunglasses* peace sign.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 4, 10 at 8:42pm

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Ahhhhhhh it's cute cuz it's a girl! If it were a guy... Ass kickin

Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 4, 10 at 10:07pm

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Maybe she's always used a pipe..?

Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 5, 10 at 7:25pm

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Dumb broad...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 9:22pm

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Bahahaha

Submitted by greenkid on Jul 5, 10 at 7:35pm

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If I was a dealer I'd dip the fuck out and change my phone number, you never know when it's the fucking DEA

Submitted by PerfectHaze on Jul 5, 10 at 3:51am

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That's ... Awesome jus sayin.

Submitted by geordan on Jul 4, 10 at 10:08pm

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noob

Submitted by happyvalleygirl on Jul 4, 10 at 8:54pm

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Woooowwwww. I don't smoke that shit, but even I know what that means. Damn... I really hope that it's a "that high" post otherwise girl is an idiot.

Submitted by lostinadream on Jul 4, 10 at 10:13pm

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Hahaha best one I've read yet

Submitted by Armygirl21 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:43pm

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rookies.

Submitted by awkward1 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:14am

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was she twelve?

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 5, 10 at 7:59pm

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Haha this is a good one.

Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 5, 10 at 4:37am

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Crown her queen of the blondes now.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 4, 10 at 11:51pm

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Rofl. omg. LOLOLOL

Submitted by butterfly_b on Jul 5, 10 at 2:55pm

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Trust me. she was "That high" and she IS a blonde. yay best friend.

Submitted by lilmamma21 on Oct 25, 10 at 11:35pm

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Dumb Cali resident possibly

Submitted by jtm001 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:31am

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Ha ha freshman...I'm only assuming of course, otherwise she cannot afford to be smoking. She cannot lose what precious brain cells she has left

Submitted by ............ on Jul 5, 10 at 8:45am

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I'm ashamed to be from this area code...

Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 4, 10 at 11:38pm

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wowww....please tell me she hadn't smoked before

Submitted by kissmekillme on Jul 6, 10 at 8:43pm

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i like j's

Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Jul 27, 10 at 2:44am

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@arthurlux: *takes off sunglasses* YEEEAAAAHHH!

Submitted by Samia on Jul 4, 10 at 10:33pm

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this is why children should not smoke weed

Submitted by haha1 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:10am

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Noob

Submitted by beastly528 on Jul 7, 10 at 3:21am

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Maybe she was just planning on baking them into brownies. Chill your tits everyone.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 5, 10 at 10:48am

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papers? we don't need no stinking papers! oh wait, nvrmnd...

Submitted by kingpin8812345 on Jul 5, 10 at 4:48pm

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Aahahahahaha!! Poor idiot... :(

Submitted by lei_loo on Jul 6, 10 at 11:16am

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Please keep her from contributing to the gene pool

Submitted by ronsoman on Jul 6, 10 at 1:29am

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Joints are so 1970

Submitted by hahaUsuck on Jul 12, 10 at 3:40am

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this relle sounds like my mother-in-law l0l..

Submitted by jscirkuz on Jul 5, 10 at 9:29pm

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I still don't get it

Submitted by lovechild78 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:12am

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she was "that high". and she IS "that blond. yayy best frienddd

Submitted by lilmamma21 on Oct 27, 10 at 11:30pm

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I just find it cute cause it's obviously their first time or something. New smokers are so much fun.

Submitted by rinala on Aug 26, 10 at 9:18pm

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Saw this on another site.

Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 5, 10 at 5:11am

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lovechild78, papers refers to the paper you use to make a joint. jtm001, what do you have against Cali girls? Shame on you for generalizing like that.

Submitted by meluvah91 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:01am

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8====D

Submitted by pacosanchez on Jul 4, 10 at 8:12pm

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Thats the dumbest shit ever, how can you be getting weed and not know that.

Submitted by sydneyyyy on Jul 5, 10 at 12:52am

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Lmao after reading this over 7 times I just got it!

Submitted by oreos on Jul 4, 10 at 10:28pm

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I still don't get it...

Submitted by lovechild78 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:14am

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Crown her queen of the blondes. Now.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 5, 10 at 3:18am

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That's when you beat her ass for speaking out of term and not wearing a hat in public

Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:47pm

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Dood! I've never smoked and I know that! That's fucking sad. No reproducing for her

Submitted by bloo707 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:27pm

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First!!!

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