The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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