This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
i love your foreskin too
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
Those aren't olives in that drink!
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
were you wearing an affliction suit?
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
And u smell like burnt vasoline
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
yeah i think there balls
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
im at work while reading this
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
...my area code! hahahaha
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
TMI, but funny wording. lol
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
i just had sex with a martini.
u recognized the taste? wow
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
That's what she said
foreskin has no taste.
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
I'm taking a shit while reading this
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gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
Maybe u should tip next time
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
Well it must taste good!
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did... 9:43
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM" Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
I'm naked reading this.
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