News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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