I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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