Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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