South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
