They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My vagina is very pro this idea
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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