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  • Sound like something my boyfriend would do to someone. It's quiet funny!

    Submitted by pinkamature on Apr 25, 12 at 2:20pm
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  • Well is it thick? That's what's important.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:23pm
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  • it's unfortunate, as size really does matter. Hope you can work your tongue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:25pm
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  • Or even a baby's arm. Illiterate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:53am
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  • OP is a pussy. Where is Chris Brown when you need him?? bwahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11pm
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  • Fuckers are mean. Small brains too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:41am
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  • It ain't about the size of the boat...it's about the motion in the ocean lmfao September 5, 2009 7:08PM NO but it takes a LONG time to get to france in a rowboat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:32pm
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  • I fucked your mother too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:30pm
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  • It's not like it was a secret or anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:40pm
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  • It ain't about the size of the boat...it's about the motion in the ocean lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:08pm
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  • Since when does basic spelling equal literary giantism? This site = idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:25am
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  • Tell the bitch that if it is so small, she better first take every inch of it in the mouth, and then up the ass. Good luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • Because everyone needs to know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • That just isn't right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:46pm
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  • Hey Linda. Yowa bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:38am
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  • my dick is five and a half inches and I can work wonders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:49pm
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  • <<>> Can you say "LOSER"? Good, I knew you could.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:12pm
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  • because it is... isnt that an obvious answer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:26pm
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  • Better start working on your technique brah...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:22pm
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  • 8:13 hahahahhahahH so funny. So true hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:19pm
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  • Who cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:43am
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  • hahahaha embarrassing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • PD??????

    Submitted by tcm1986 on Apr 23, 10 at 2:47am
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  • 7:09 that would be like a whale sucking on a tic tac....So what good would that do???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:30am
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  • Who said his gf said this? It could have been anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:08pm
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  • I really think you had to have said something, or tried to embarass her in front of all those people. Unless she's just a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:25pm
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  • Hard. Avg circumfrance all the way around is 4.5 inches. Avg soft length is 1.25 - 3 inches. Porno stars have their jobs for a reason. Less than 10 pct of population is 7.5 or bigger, hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • Why would you tell us all it happened? You should,ve slapped her clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:15am
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  • Put it back in her mouth n have her say it again n again n again, u'll feel better!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:09pm
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  • Buck up buddy. Sucks but use what ya got PROUDLY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • Guys should start reporting on girls who are ragged out. Like we fucking pick our dicks! Of course we'd all have 9 inch fatties if we could. And you cunts can buy fake tits; we can't fix our dicks. September 5, 2009 9:37PM ^clearly someones got a small one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:56pm
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  • Guys should start reporting on girls who are ragged out. Like we fucking pick our dicks! Of course we'd all have 9 inch fatties if we could. And you cunts can buy fake tits; we can't fix our dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:37pm
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  • did she say how many she has seen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:45am
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  • Yes, because this ap is full of the literate. It just is overflowing with literary giants begging for the opportunity to be discovered, here, as the next Hemingway. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:56am
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  • Because you are a Scotsdale deuschbag. Don't worry, ur still huge......in japan.....unless ur already asian, in which case everyone knew anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:13pm
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  • It needed to be done. It saves a lot of people disappointment in having to wait to see it in person.

    Submitted by franana37 on Mar 9, 12 at 9:59am
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  • 9:37 obv feels insecure about it. Truth is, size doesn't have to determine quality. Be good to each other tfln'ers. Especially in bed :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:02am
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  • if you want my opinion girth is much more important than length... unless you've got a micropenis. then i say good luck, little buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:49pm
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  • Maybe her vag is too big?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:22pm
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  • ... That's gotta sting the pride. Poor fucker. That's whacha get for going with a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:48pm
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  • The real question here is, Why would your penis be so small in front of all of those people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:52pm
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  • Cuz he/she obviously does not like u. Duhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:44pm
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  • Bcecause it is. I experienced it from a 216. Four Inches. Dont fuck white guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:57pm
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  • I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:27pm
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  • Avg dick across dozens of studies: 5.25 inches maybe gaping twats are the problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:39pm
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  • Drop the bitch. Announce her sloppy cunt to all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:45pm
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  • You should have told everyone there that her pussy lips resemble a set of highschool curtains.. I know its not original, and if you care you can suck my 6.5in cock

    Submitted by 3one3 on Sep 29, 11 at 1:27am
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  • Because I fucked her! That's right! I fucked your mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:38pm
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  • Baby dick syndrome...it's best to admit it, she was just bringing u outta the closet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:43am
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  • Sounds like it needed to be said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:18am
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  • You're how many she has seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:47pm
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  • I asked your mother that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:31pm
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  • Because she's a stupid cunt deserving of a beating about the head and neck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • Roman gladius were shorter than average and it proved to be very effective

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:44am
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  • See noes when u whip out yer cock, smack her across the face with it and say how bout now bitxh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:16pm
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  • "it's like a babies arm holding an apple"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:07am
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  • I'm glad I've never had this problem. No one has accused me of being too small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:57am
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  • Your, grammar, is, wrong. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:21am
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  • 5 inches??? Your bar is LOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:42pm
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  • Mines smaller prob

    Submitted by Cashfodasouf on Jan 3, 11 at 11:46pm
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  • 8:06am....how is he going to pull something out that he doesn 't have...What is it that you don't get about a little dick??? Don't won't no short short man....inny winny shribble little tinny winny short short man.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:33am
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  • well that kinda sucks if you got less than 5 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:37pm
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  • 9:37 - that is funny shit. Too true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • Pull it out and dick slap her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:06am
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  • because there weren't any more around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:41am
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