How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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