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  I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split

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• Did I miss something here, because all I'm getting is a creepy vibe...

  Submitted by TMedStud on Dec 25, 10 at 12:48pm

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• You're splitting your legs for your dad if he gets you a bagel?..

  Submitted by pichu180 on Dec 25, 10 at 1:00pm

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• Creepy.

  Submitted by wendy07 on Dec 25, 10 at 3:54pm

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• Yeah I'm missing something

  Submitted by cupkate on Dec 25, 10 at 1:38pm

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• Why would anyone be doing the splits for their dad past the age of six? I smell a predator...

  Submitted by melissalovely on Dec 25, 10 at 5:11pm

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• Kind of expected a west virginia area code instead....

  Submitted by bigpapajake on Dec 25, 10 at 4:45pm

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• She was gonna split the bagel with him. Get out of the gutter, people; I don't like crowds.

  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 2:03pm

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  • Either way, what about this text is so hilarious that it's on the site?

    Submitted by TMedStud on Dec 25, 10 at 4:00pm

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    • Nothing,really. Blame the Mods/Site Admins. Merry Christmas, TMedStud!

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 4:42pm

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• Maybee..she was really drunk. Drunk enough to act like a bagel gobbling whore toward her daddy dearest..still creepypasta though.

  Submitted by nikoliss on Dec 26, 10 at 8:36pm

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• huuuuuuh???

  Submitted by roadhead101 on Mar 21, 12 at 11:31pm

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