Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I banged a cross eyed chick once. She actually had the most beautiful eyes. I could tell because they kept trying to look at each other.
Chameleon*
Lmao
Lol @ maskedman
Doggystyle.
And then it changed color to get away!" Holy shit" she said when she saw you with her lazy eye.
ever hear of a paper bag?
This is lame... Further more you're rude. You're probably lucky to even get laid.
Hahahahah. This made me laugh realllly hard!!!
FAVORITED!! Lmfao -sephy
she can blow you , look up at you and STILL pay attention to what shes doin ;)\nthats the way to go dude.
Good call on the chamelion
Lol my bf's ex has one. I still wonder how he stayed turned on. Creepy.
haaaa! gross lol
Jebus Kee-rist this made me bust out laughing in a business meeting when I should've been paying attention. Fantastic, even though I got busted!
Maynard your lame, and this is hilarious
Dont get it
How wud u kno what fucking an iguana was like??
So...dry skin? A tail? Prehensile tongue?
That analogy doesn't even relate at all.. Gj
Im dying
Aly adams?
That would have been hilarious if they had said chameleon. Instead, they just look like an idiot.
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