But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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