who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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