I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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