My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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