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  This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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• Better late than never?

  Submitted by espo on Jun 26, 11 at 3:45pm

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• Sounds like my dumbass ex boyfriend

  Submitted by Pink85 on Jun 27, 11 at 7:46am

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• The first year you don't get arrested is the beginning of the end of your life. To quote Tom Petty: "You never slow down, you never grow old."

  Submitted by ringo420 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:33am

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• Pathetic.

  Submitted by Topanga053 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:17pm

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• Wow, welcome to adulthood.

  Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:19pm

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• Time for mom to let you spend the night in jail.

  Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 27, 11 at 10:58pm

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• Firstly, not knowing the context of these texts is usually what makes them funny.\n\nSecondly, there was only one year I got arrested, and it happened to be unrelated to the fact it was my birthday. \n\nThirdly, I made it through the night w/o going to jail, luckily. \n\nSincerely, \nOriginal Poster

  Submitted by katnkc on Jun 28, 11 at 8:09am

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• Forever criminal.

  Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 26, 11 at 10:28pm

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