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  • My dick wont touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I'll sure as hell dent the sides!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:39pm
  • having a big dick is great to pull out and show off but it sucks for sex. You never get deep throated, you have to continually issue restraint so you aren't just slamming the cervix. Never get anal...and the girl get sore and 45 minutes....Don't get me wrong I love it, I just think guys with smaller dicks enjoy the sex more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am
  • I have a small penis and Ill fuck anybody who wants to put it to the test. U, ur girlfriend, ur mon, ur sister pretty much any female that wants a go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:31pm
  • lmao! 11:26. if only you knew that most boys stop growing around 16. hehe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:28pm
  • It must be like holding yr thumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:05pm
  • hahahahahahaha @6:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I knew a guy who had a 4 inch dick when hard.. When it was soft, it was literally the size of a chubby thumb. He never had to hold it to pee cuz it would lay right on top of his balls and point at an angle instead of down. =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I hate going to the bathroom because it reminds me of my chlamydia. It burns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • This is a ridiculous statement. A flacid penis is not representative of how large an erect one will be, especially if it's cold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:11pm
  • It's about girth as once you hit the cervix there's no where else to go. The down side of a big dick is anal isn't an option, unless you take a Lot of time and age is really drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:14am
  • what does it matter if OP is a guy or a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:37pm
  • but it's still big enough for you to suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Maybe your vagina's too big? Like a mug with bat wings?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Seriously size isn't what it's all about at all. My guy is on the small side but he knows what to do with what he's got and there are wet spots all over the bed to show it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:57pm
  • ouch! this has to be my ex gf just has to be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:15am
  • oh I get it. the small tittied OP bit off the guys cockasaurus thus getting her revenge because he blew his load in her eyes. -Ryan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:49am
  • YOU SHOULDN be ashamed. its what you have. some people are born this way, some that way hey my husband was the small dicked guy. you think if he was a nice guy it would have mattered? he was a rotten human, that was his prob, not his penis size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:36pm
  • when you see the area code and thats your area code too, makes you wonder who it can be. is it one of your friends, my friends. hmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:14am
  • 10:34 sorry buddy it's true...7 inches is perfect, big cocks look painful as fuck... And just forget ever having anal...EVER... 7" is almost to big for anal as is.

    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 20, 10 at 10:22pm
  • OP coulda been a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • You must hate taking a shower. Every time you do you're reminded how small your tits are. Object!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:51pm
  • My girlfriend loves my small dick, you can take all of it no worries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:35am
  • That's horrible but so awesome at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:53pm
  • My dick is huge, size matters, all u saying u have tiny dicks are douche bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I have a small penis I'm not ashamed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Would ladies rather have a guy whose dick grows from 2 limp to 8 hard, or one who shows 5 inches but only grows to 7? Assuming same thickness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:59pm
  • mine ain't long but it sure is thin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Hey i have a small one anyone like give me head??????!!!!!! HahhahahahHhHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:35am
  • funny how woman will criticize a dicks size when she is upset but when she is normal that dick is just fine to fit in her mouth. g's up ho's down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:24pm
  • you can't help but feel bad for them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Or how ugly you are and couldn't get it up? Just a thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:17am
  • Y is it so hard for men to realize there r men out there with Small DICKS! It's not the Chics fault! Stop hating on 626! For all the cashews out there better step up ur mouth game!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:40pm
  • The problem is her vag it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 1059 - rather have 2 to 8, it's more of service, if size matters all that would matter about it is how big it is hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:22am
  • Hahahaha 8:24 gin and juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:06am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:07am
  • 11:26. sorry bro but not really:\. I'm 15 and I'm a head and a half bigger than my iPhone (6.5" ish)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:21am
  • Idiot I doubt it's a guy writing this text but probably a girl that hooked up with the guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • There's a bell curve and somebody has to hold down the low end of it! I'm just shy of average, never had a problem, get anal easily enough. Trouble is when you get fat you lose inches. I need to lose the gunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Lol this person must be texting about my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:11pm
  • No one gives a fuck if you are first or second. Get laid or get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:28pm
  • (finishing last text)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Umm who txts about stuff like this?? Haha

    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:31pm
  • To 10:26, for most girls I'd say 6 buy no bigger than 7

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Sooo my ex boyfriend!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Haha this is soooo my ex p-o-s haha lil dick sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:56am
  • I agree 1034 your hip flexors are always blown out for trying guide your body weight and slow your momentum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:45am
  • yeah. my soon to be ex husband. wanna hear somethign funny? when i gotr married (19, and never fooled around before) he told me that guys in pornos witgh big dicks,, theyre magnified by magnifying lenses. !! i believed him , for a while:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:17pm
  • I gashmoigittied her gaflavitty with my googus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:13am
  • and i can tell you, size does matter.. sure its what you do with it, but 4 inches? wow. thank god he had an awesome tongue!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 10:34 Well you know what they say; you can't send a woman to do a man's job!! Haha. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:12am
  • It's 626 there are alot of chinks in that area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:56pm
  • I love how surprised women are when they first experience mine, it's like a whole new world to them. Thanks for the genes dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:08pm
  • LMFAO. I always think the same thing about my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:32pm
    • lol...mine 2, i asked him if he ever peed on his balls...lmao...that small

      Submitted by sexygirl83 on Nov 22, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Once again how big do girls like it!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:26pm
  • You didn't seem to mind when I was sticking it in your huge ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:59am
  • 10:59 prolly the second one. Because you don't want to be showing off your boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Ouch that hurt I feel bad for that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:27am
  • Size doesn't matter. Its how you use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:21am
  • I agree with 6:17; perhaps it was her with the wind tunnel of a vag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Guys are indescriminate: women with big tits or small, deep vag or tight, we'll fuck anything. Women are pickier, and have every right to be, as long as she knows guys are whores and she never has to work hard to find bigger or better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:01pm
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